The New David Sedaris Is Hilarious

Nuff said.

Weird Things That People Are Proud Of

1. How fast they got somewhere ("making great time" - especially big with our parents' generation).

2. How big their babies are (height, weight, percentile).

3. Doing the crossword in pen.

4. The ability to pick things up with their toes. (OK, maybe this one is just me! :)